Pregnant comments

I KNOW that everyone who has ever been pregnant has had some silly people say some silly things to them about their belly size/shape/etc.

Here are a few goodies:
"you sure are porkin' up!" (a married man at church :))
"you've definately popped" (not so bad...I kind of feel like I have)
"you're looking swell" (get it, SWELL?)
"you still have 3 1/2 months to go? you poor girl"
"my second labor was so much harder than my first" (gulp)


and a comment from someone not so silly..
"you're still so small!" ( I really liked her!)

Luckily I agree with all of the comments and don't get offended...I just thought I'd share because I know that every pregnant lady gets them!
The truth is, I love talking about being pregnant. It makes me feel like I have a condition and that people are aware of it and want to help me through it all. :) Wouldn't trade it for anything.

Umm have you ever seen anything like it?

Yes, some of you probably have, but I for one have never seen a spider so big in MY HOUSE!

 Can you see the reflection of the flash in his eyes?! And check out the pincers! That's what I'm talking about!

 This is his "last living" photo. He was bravely smashed with a newspaper and fell down the back of the dryer where he was promptly vacuumed up. Did I mention that he didn't fit through the end of the skinny hose? Yeah, that's how fat this sucker is (was). 

Thank heavens I will sleep better tonight knowing that he has died and gone to heaven.

I have one question...who could seriously handle the "squish" of killing THIS with a shoe? Not me.